Well here we are at the end of another week and what a long week this seems to have been. I know many of you are going to the bar to celebrate and of course you shouldn't dink and drive. You also should know when to stop drinking so here are a few tips to help you. Of course you won't remember any of them when you really need them, but at least I can say "I told you so".
You spent 2 hours explaining why the dollar is failing.... to a large oak tree.
You just saw a large fluffy bunny, This can be OK on Easter Sunday.
Even the tequila worm won’t look you in the eyes
You look in the mirror and you aren’t in it. You could be a vampire but it’s unlikely. You should avoid garlic anyway to play it safe.
The last thing you remember is doing body shots in the bar and now you’re in a storefront in Amsterdam wearing nothing but a straightjacket and a for sale sign
You vaguely recall going to the strip club, but have no idea why they just sent you a paycheck.
You woke up on the beach... in northern canada, even worse you are surrounded by empty Molson lite cans
You remember jumping in a swimming pool, but somehow you now realize your foot is stuck in the toilet
Your friend just called asking if that's you in the youtube video that just went viral
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