My attempt at yoga

A friend of mine recently became a certified yoga instructor and to show my support I thought I'd try yoga.

Never having done it before though I was nervous and called the local studio to get clarification. See I think those yoga pants would look funny on me...

So I called and a nice receptionist answered the phone

me: "I was thinking about taking a yoga class, but I'm worried about having to wear yoga pants"
receptionsit: "Yes well they are optional if you are uncomfortable wearing them."
me: "Oh, great thanks."

And I thought I was fine and I confidently went to the studio....

Then I realized that though you don't need to wear yoga pants, you do need to wear, something. I go to court Thursday.

Compliments.... sort of

Did you ever get a compliment and feel all good about yourself and then like a second later you said "Wait, what?"

Yeah me too. The top five compliments that should make you go Hmmm..

5.Those cookies were great, did you buy them yourself?
4.Nice tooth.
3. I like that shirt, does your grandmother know you borrowed it?
2. Your hair looks good, where did you get it?

and of course the number one compliment that should make you go Hmmmm

Nice ass..... and a half.