Compliments.... sort of

Did you ever get a compliment and feel all good about yourself and then like a second later you said "Wait, what?"

Yeah me too. The top five compliments that should make you go Hmmm..

5.Those cookies were great, did you buy them yourself?
4.Nice tooth.
3. I like that shirt, does your grandmother know you borrowed it?
2. Your hair looks good, where did you get it?

and of course the number one compliment that should make you go Hmmmm

Nice ass..... and a half.