Yes these are a little late...
10. With the price of coffins nowadays, who could afford it?
9. Dental insurance would be way too hard to get, and can you imagine trying to find a dentist to work on teeth that sharp, that only works nights
8. "I want to suck your blood" Really? Does that line ever work?
7. I have bad night vision
6. I'd miss garlic bread
5. I'm too vain to not be able to see myself in a mirror
4. I hate those damn transylvanian winters
3. Those big stone castles cost a fortune to heat
2. I hate morning blood breath
And the number one reason I’m glad to not be a vampire…. I can't pull off the black cape look.
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