The real reasons, why gay marriage failed in Maine

10. We were hoping to get Carrie Prejean to come visit. In fact I bet there is a coffee shop in Vassalboro that would hire her.

9. There are already too many people from away, why encourage more.

8. Actually with all the budget cuts, the ballot counters just got tired and guessed.

7. We just wanted to piss off the governor by voting another of his laws out.

6. Anything to get rid of those damn annoying commercials.

5. Having to teach gay lifestyles in school just seemed like too much work

4. We knew it would drive that asshole Perez Hitlon batty. Now if we can just get Chris Brown to go on that hunting trip with us. I mean we did buy him that nice brown suede hunting jacket, white gloves and deer antlers to rattle.

3. Haven't we done enough for the gays? I mean we gave them Ogunquit already.

2. We were too busy trying to figure out about the obscenity law in China

but the real reason we voted out gay marriage in Maine is...

We were afraid that would just mean more divorce lawyers and more lawyers is the last thing any of us want.....


and before you decide to post an annoying comment, this is humor folks....