Hey Fatso

So 1 out of 5 4 year olds are already obese...
17 percent of people aged 2-19 in the United States are obese...
10 percent of kids aged 2-5 are obese...
Now somethiing like half of our pets are fat too.

And the government is no real help either. I mean sure they outlawed trans fat in NYC and some other major cities, but is that really up to the goevernment and does that suddenly mean you can eat whatever you want?

Probbaly not. Frankly the fact that the government is trying to help usually means it's going to get worse, and cost us more in taxes to make it so.

What's needed is a diet that people can stick on, not rules outlawing things we like. I mean didn't we learn from prohibition and the drug wars? I really don't need to have Mexican French Fry Lords pushing the good tasting trans fat. (No offense to Mexico, Mexican drug lords, or any drug lords for that matter).

Luckily you can now get the last diet you will ever need, yup The Casselberry Diet" is now available on cafepress. For only $8.99 you can learn how to make your body healthy, save on oil and reduce greenhouse gases. It'll be on kindle too soon, just not quite yet.

And let's be honest with all that crazy shit going on in the mid-east we aren't going to have oil much longer, so we might was well reduce our usage of it while we can....

Fat people

There are a lot of fat people. Don't get me wrong there's nothing wrong with fat people, unless of course you get stuck between two of them on a long flight or something. It has sort of become an epidemic in the US anyway.

I was going to write a diet and nutrition book later but decided I better do it quick. I mean if greenhouse gases start ruining the crops the last thing I want is a bunch of fatties fighting over the last few ears of corn. Also with food crops now being turned into gas, that just makes it worse.

So I will be publishing "The Casselberry Diet' shortly. This book, based on extensive research (well it seemed extensive anyway) done by the East Lebanon Maine University, shows how to get on the "Casselberry Diet" and stay on it. It truly will be the easiest diet to stay on.

Here is what some famous people would say if I asked them, and could afford to hire them as sponsors"

Famous actor "It helps as much for someone trying to lose 5 pounds as someone trying to lose 500”

Famous actress “I’ve never been able to stay on a diet like the Casselberry diet.”

Some random cook critic that you never heard of "Rich Casselberry does it again"

Stay tuned for details as they become available.