Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Top ten ways to tell if you are frome Maine

Top ten signs you could be from Maine
10 You have a gun rack….. in your convertible
9 You ever bought a motor vehicle with rolls of change
8 You can tell the difference between hail, sleet, freezing rain by the sound they make
7 You drive more miles on your tractor than your car
6 You have ever walked through Canada as a shortcut
5 You pronounce Augusta and Bangor like Auguster and Bangah
4 You have ever looked at a license plate to decide which directions to give someone who asks
3 You have more than one spare tire, and a tow rope in your vehicle….just in case
2 You have a spare truck in case your good one gets stuck in the ditch

And the number one way to tell if you are from Maine

You ever sold something you found on the beach to a tourist

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